[Image via Nordic Wiccan]Do you suffer from sudden-onset cronery? Are you into mountain mastery? Well, I hate to break it to you, but you might just be exhibiting (or not-exhibiting?) an invisible sign of aging. There’s a longer list compiled by the ever-clever Mallory Ortberg at The Toast, but here are a few of my favorites:
Secret river awareness
Dreams of murders that happen the next day in real life
Fires immediately go out when you enter the room
Increased levels of both whimsy and malice
Poisonously afraid of a fresh shock of wheat or a handsome young priest
It’s tongue-in-cheek, and drawn from (as far as I can tell) mainly Wiccan and folklore references.
Take a peek at the list and share – what are some of your invisible signs of aging?