April’s Fools Day Cancelled!
The World April Fool’s Day Coordinating Committee (WAFDCC) has called off it’s annual celebration of trickery. Harcourt Fenton Mudd, the group’s unofficial spokesman (The official spokesman was killed in a terrible food processor accident.) announced that “Due to recent budget cutbacks and the fact that the United States can no longer even afford grandmothers, the […]
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