Not a day goes by that we don’t get a pitch to advertise the latest anti-aging quackery miracle skin cream, holy water death-defying vitamin/hormone fruit cocktail or straight-up cosmetic surgery. This was in my inbox this morning (I XX’d out the full name to deny them even a mention):
I am Head of Media for LiposuctionXXXX, and your site profile interests
me. I want to do business with you. We have made a quick analysis of
ChangingAging, and based on it I am prepared to make you an offer.
Are you interested?
Let me make this perfectly clear — No.
Hannah, my advice is to do a slightly more thorough analysis of a website before pitching your services.